brilhantemente ridículo

Miss America 1995 – Heather Whitestone

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Question: If you could live forever, would you and why?

Answer: “I would not live forever, because we should not live forever,

because if we were supposed to live forever, then we would live forever,

but we cannot live forever, which is why I would not live forever,”

Mariah Carey

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“Whenever I watch TV and see those poor starving kids all over

the world, I can’t help but cry. I mean I’d love to be skinny like that,

but not with all those flies and death and stuff.”

Brooke Shields

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“Smoking kills. If you’re killed, you’ve lost a very important part

of your life,”

Winston Bennett

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“I’ve never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body”

Mayor Mario Barry

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“Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime

rates in the country”

Candidato ao congresso no Texas

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“That lowdown scoundrel deserves to be kicked to death by a

jackass, and I’m just the one to do it”

Danny Ozark


“Half this game is ninety percent mental.”

Al Gore

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“It isn’t pollution that’s harming the environment. It’s the impurities

in our air and water that are doing it..”

Dan Quayle


“I love California . I practically grew up in Phoenix”

Lee Iaocca


“We’ve got to pause and ask ourselves: How much clean air

do we need?”

Joe Theisman


“The word “genius” isn’t applicable in football. A genius is a

guy like Norman Einstein.”

Colonel Gerald Wellman

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“We don’t necessarily discriminate. We simply exclude certain

types of people.”

Fonte: e-forwards


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